Babylon 5 Jokes

Q: How many Rangers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just the One.

Q: Did you hear about the arguments between Minbari and Human geometricians about the nature of a series of points?
A: It was called the battle of the line.

Q: How many Vorlons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one.

Q: How many Shadows does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one. But he'll swear blind he did a different wat than the Vorlon.

/me runs for cover.