Alien Healing Devices

This document found in a Tyme Warp by the Archivist Ste
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Believed to be part of the book "The Dont's and Doos of Alien Devices"
Revision 3.00 By Emporer Vir Cotto

DO

Make sure it has lots of flashing lights

Make sure you buy an "Alien Power Supply" with it, damn hard to get converters sometime

Try and get a manua

Password the damn thing in case someone tries to do something heroic with it

Lie to the cheif medical officer, agree you are a quack and he won't bother you again.

Try and restore Mr Garabaldi's hair before it is too late.

Try and restore Sinclair's personality before it is too late

Enhance the machine with lots of flashing lights and buttons that will look cool in a dramatic scene in 3 seasons time.

 

DON'T

Tell anyone you have got one

let homicidal maniacs know you have got one

try to match make your daugther to the Chief Medical Officer

Try to look like "Mom" from lost in space, the judge just wont take you seriously

use rechargeable batteries with the unit

expose to moisture

during a hostage situation try and look quite so delighted when you are

draining the victims life force and then make out you really didn't mean to

do it but since you are feeling a lot better, will you let me off with murder please.

© 1997 Steevie